(2014)
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…