(2014)
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
