(2014)
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread