No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late