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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Hair contest

My brother and I
Once made a bet
A stake of five dollars
We had set
We both agreed
The one who’d pay
Was the one whose hair grew shortest
In just one day
To pass the time
We watched the sun
But when we looked down
Neither could see who had won

(2014)

#Bet #Contest #Funny #Short #StarringSun

Altre opere di Tyler Steven Clark...
Bikini day out

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
A wolf

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
The bird man

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
A stutter

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
A tip of the hat

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
a friendly cake

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
nervs

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
All-ot-aphun

If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
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The Ugly Adventurer

He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
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The middle

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Starring contest

I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
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Public dancing

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Edukation

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Hide and go seek

My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
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This Mouths For Sale

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…



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