My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book

My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined