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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

How to Brag

My friends all bragged
Of the things they did
James fought a lion
But had let it live
A snake bit Will
Then slithered away
It died of the poison
The very next day
Off a fifty foot ladder
I told them I leapt
But to be truly honest
It was off the first step

(2014)

#Bragging #DadFunny #JokesShort

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Tangled girls

I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
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Almighty bush

Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
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Public dancing

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Rhyme with time

I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
The mer-maid

She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
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Bed n breakfast

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
The hungry chair

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
The sand ruler

The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
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The worst flirt

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Demons

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Hide and go seek

My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
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Boat of issues

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
The Colors of Feeling

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
A man and his computer

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Martin J and the month of May

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May



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