You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there