He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him

His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too