(2014)
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
