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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Hair contest

My brother and I
Once made a bet
A stake of five dollars
We had set
We both agreed
The one who’d pay
Was the one whose hair grew shortest
In just one day
To pass the time
We watched the sun
But when we looked down
Neither could see who had won

(2014)

#Bet #Contest #Funny #Short #StarringSun

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42 decker sandwich

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The lever

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