If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share

Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts