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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

The mer-maid

She comes out of the ocean at night
To fold my clothes and clean my bed
She like to pick up after me
And make sure I’m always fed
Slippery floors is the only price
Which I will ever pay
Since I caught my self my very own
Personal mer-maid

(2014)

#Funny #MermaidShort

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