He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree