(2014)
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail