(2014)
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
