There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories