There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick

The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing