(2014)
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
