(2014)
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan