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The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
