It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job