If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
