The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film