Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God