The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times