The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning