Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left