TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people