Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals