When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
