And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
