The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power