An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
