When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it