The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition