There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it