It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–