Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

I risked loss And lost; I win

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best