I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick