Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds