No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Never Win Anything
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine