Easy to please but problematic to appease

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?