The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
I don’t get mad I get odd
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings