Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both