Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
