Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
