For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor