I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting