Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
There Is Always Room For
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail