Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
